Napoleon wanted to subdue the world, Hitler wanted to cleanse the world, Jesus wanted to save it, Plato wanted to enlighten it, Albert Einstein wanted to unlock its secrets, Freud wanted to prove how much it was like his mother, Casanova wanted to make love to it, Mother Teresa wanted to serve it, Florence Nightingale wanted to heal it, and if you have ever spent time in a football locker room you know that there are some that want to just bend it over the table and f@#k it.

I want to eat the world.

All of it. One tasty morsel at a time. If you want to vicariously join me in my hedonistic quest to devour the world one bite-at-a-time, then check back here for my latest blog posts.